What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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