"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I looked at my own cervix.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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