I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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