Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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