I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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