If i come over, it means nothing
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
