Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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