let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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