I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm really busy with my period
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