Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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