Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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