Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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