Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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