On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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