I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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