i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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