I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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