Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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