clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
How naked do you want me to be?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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