He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He better not be in your backpack
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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