It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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