My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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