if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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