DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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