i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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