That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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