I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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