But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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