Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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