we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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