i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I have fence marks all over my body
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