I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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