I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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