You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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