They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I queefed so loud it echoed.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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