I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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