You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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