I'm gonna have a badass scar
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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