He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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