you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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