Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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