I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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