Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
