i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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