Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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