I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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