I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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