apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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