All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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