2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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