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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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