She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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