I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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