She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
sex in a hospital.. check
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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